I love too many things. Following me will probably annoy you, so I don't recommend it.
I'm batshit and I have an unhealthy fixation on vampires (NOT the sparkly ones), Blair Waldorf's transformative power over my life, Cersei Lannister and her drinking game invention talent, the Troll of Winterfell - Sansa Stark, teens who are wolves (or Derek Hale), incestuous thousand year old vampires who originated their species, the rebels who took down the Capitol, fallen angels masquerading as Shadowhunters, fashion as performance and also as a convenient way to not be naked, dancing like a nerd, being a nerd, shiny things (that aren't vampires), and men I would like to rub myself on.
Fair warning. ;-)

*Jenny Humphrey powers activate!*

Follow my sewing/fashion/design student struggle blog: Sedge and Bee.

 

danainthedogpark:

I’m also going to come right out and say that I HATE how they’ve made Cersei so openly disgusted by Jaime’s lack of hand.

In their initial reunion, she says:

"You look so thin. and your hair, your golden hair…"

"The hair will grow back." Jaime lifted his stump. She needs to see. “This won’t.”

Her eyes went wide. “The Starks…”

[snip for irrelevant dialogue/exposition]

She kissed Jaime’s fingers. “You’ll kill him for me, won’t you? You’ll avenge our son.”

Jaime pulled away. “He is still my brother.” He shoved his stump at her face, in case she failed to see it. “And I am in no fit state to be killing anyone.”

"You have another hand, don’t you?"

Cersei is not disgusted by Jaime’s injury. As she later says, “I was afraid the Starks would send me your head.”

She does recoil from his stump later on, after their encounter on the altar. But it should be noted that she recoils after he’s said they should run away together and get married. Jaime infers that she’s recoiling from his stump, but it could be that she was recoiling from what she viewed as something dangerous. Jaime wanted to “stand up before the realm” and admit that they were lovers.

Don’t…don’t talk like this. You’re scaring me, Jaime. Don’t be stupid. One wrong word and you’ll cost us everything. What did they do to you?”

"They cut off my hand."

"No, it’s more, you’re changed."

Later, Cersei comes to Jaime because Tywin is going to send her to Casterly Rock, force her to marry again, and she says,

"I will not have another husband. You are the only man I want in my bed, ever again."

"Then tell him [Tywin] that!"

She pulled her hands away. “You are talking madness again….I want to be your wife, we belong to each other, but it can never be, Jaime. We are brother and sister.”

"The Targaryens…"

"We are not Targaryens!"

[…]

"Jaime," she sobbed, "don’t you think I want it as much as you do? It makes no matter who they wed me to, I want you at my side, I want you in my bed, I want you inside me. Nothing has changed between us. Let me prove it to you." She pushed up his tunic and began to fumble with the laces of his breeches.

And then he stops her, says no, not here, not in the White Tower. She says they did it in the sept, why not here? And he stops her again.

For an instant he could see confusion in her bright green eyes, and fear as well. Then rage replaced it.

And THEN she mocks his hand. THEN she lashes out at him for no longer having a sword hand. Only when he’s rejected her, when she feels she has to hurt him like she’s been hurt. When she feels utterly abandoned.

Is there manipulation in all of this? Of course. But to have Cersei so openly reject Jaime on the show, when all he wants is to be with her….does not sit right with me.

agameofclothes:

Alexander McQueen for Melisandre, Alexander McQueen for Cersei Lannister, Dominique Sirop for Irri, Ezra for Ellaria Sand

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.

Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)

“The recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via cimness)

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

me: hey time to go on tumblr and bl-

tumblr: SEBASTIAN STAN

me: ok i mean i guess it's because the new mo-

tumblr: SEBASTIAN STAN

me: wow this is a lot of seb-

tumblr: SEBASTIAN STAN

me: ok guys this is getting out of ha-

tumblr: SEBASTIAN STAN

me: GUYS LET ME BLOG IN P-

tumblr: SEBASTIAN STAN

me:

tumblr: SEBASTIAN STAN

itssimplysam23:

godamnmiley:

is there any ellen fandom bc i want to join.

Isn’t all of Tumblr the Ellen fandom?

(Source: pleathe)

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

holdmypurse:

loli-ass:

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.

this is so rude. does no one realize these people are crying because their beliefs and lifestyles are being forced to change every time someone who doesn’t agree is elected? right or wrong, them being upset is 100% justifiable and mocking them for it just makes you a huge fucking piece of shit.