The Sassy Diaries || Damon Salvatore Edition
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Damon Salvatore | Smug
Damon Salvatore Appreciation Week | dsaw
∟Day Five - Damon’s sexiness - Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistible???
We were supposed to get Damon backstory in 1912 and I’m sorry, maybe I’m being picky, but, um, that shit was NOT Damon backstory. It was more Stefan backstory with the tiniest bit of Damon in it.
I am displeased. I WANT REAL DAMON BACKSTORY, SHOW!!!! Something that has NOTHING to do with fucking Stefan McBroodyPants. GAH!
This is the one thing from the books that I cannot stand them dropping. Damon as a condottiere would have been delicious or in one of the many European royal courts he tells Elena about. But no, they had to invent a Civil War history that they constantly and shamefully neglect really exploring and then throw us crumbs like last night. Kill me now. Seriously. Also it means Damon drives a muscle car instead of a Ferrari but that’s neither here nor there.
Damon. Eye sexing all the Originals like it ain’t no thang. Who’s next? Finn or Kol?
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Why yes. That was me you heard, jumping up and down, squealing in delight. Why do you ask?
