I love too many things. Following me will probably annoy you, so I don't recommend it.
I'm batshit and I have an unhealthy fixation on vampires (NOT the sparkly ones), Blair Waldorf's transformative power over my life, Cersei Lannister and her drinking game invention talent, the Troll of Winterfell - Sansa Stark, teens who are wolves (or Derek Hale), incestuous thousand year old vampires who originated their species, the rebels who took down the Capitol, fallen angels masquerading as Shadowhunters, fashion as performance and also as a convenient way to not be naked, dancing like a nerd, being a nerd, shiny things (that aren't vampires), and men I would like to rub myself on.
Fair warning. ;-)

*Jenny Humphrey powers activate!*

Follow my sewing/fashion/design student struggle blog: Sedge and Bee.

 

radagastlings:

the problem with tumblr is that you arrive all fresh and innocent with your otps and your canon-compliant headcanons, but you’re on here long enough and one day you realize its 1 am and all your otps have turned into threesomes and you’re trying to figure out how they could conceivably all become art thieves and/or space pirates.

(Source: pentaghastlings)

coyotewolves:

teenageband:

teen wolf is one of those shows u gotta focus 100% or else when u blink there are 3 people missing, 7 people dead, and a new enemy

#and four new white dudes on screen (via queerhawkeye)

(Source: 030th)

“But,” Jaime said,“there’s Casterly Rock…” “Is it a rock you want? Or me?” He remembered that night as if it were yesterday. They spent it in an old inn on Eel Alley, well away from watchful eyes. Cersei had come to him dressed as a simple serving wench, which somehow excited him all the more. Jaime had never seen her more passionate. Every time he went to sleep, she woke him again. By morning Casterly Rock seemed a small price to pay to be near her always. He gave his consent, and Cersei promised to do the rest. A moon’s turn later, a royal raven arrived at Casterly Rock to inform him that he had been chosen for the Kingsguard.

(Source: tvandme)

sextoyconfessions:

smokepotwithme:

sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.
They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.

i got this when i was like 9 and was so confused why it was given to me

My Mom asked me if I wanted the game since I watched the VHS (which I still have) every day… I told her I’d divorce her like North.
I wonder if anyone on here will even get that reference. 

sextoyconfessions:

smokepotwithme:

sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.

They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.

i got this when i was like 9 and was so confused why it was given to me

My Mom asked me if I wanted the game since I watched the VHS (which I still have) every day… I told her I’d divorce her like North.

I wonder if anyone on here will even get that reference. 

(Source: cartoon-motion-life)

hadeejasouffle:

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

I responded with “I, Poppa, freak all the honeys”

Does this mean I’m old? Lol.